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Ask Auntie Nabe; Go ahead, try to pry advice from me
Topic Started: Nov 30 2006, 06:56 AM (849 Views)
Nabeshin III
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It's like those agony aunt things you see in the newspapers (or just here in the UK). Ask me a question and I'll try and answer your question. Ask silly, serious, funny, even post up statements and I'll give you an answer.

Go ahead, ask!
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How can I keep my 'fro as shiny and luxurious as yours?
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Why are you an 'Auntie', and not an 'Uncle'?
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How can I keep my 'fro as shiny and luxurious as yours?


Use good quality shampoo. I don't want to endorse any brands so I can keep my "head" on my "shoulders". Remember to rise well afterwards and then douse with conditioner as if you're dousing a kitten with gas to light it on fire. Always dry by hand. Never use a blow dryer. That might aid the puffing up process, but a real pro knows to dry by hand and allow nature to make your hair shiny and luxurious.

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Why are you an 'Auntie', and not an 'Uncle'?


Have you ever heard of an Agony Uncle? I know I never have. Anyway, Agony Aunt both start with an A and also Nabeshin is not sexist and is willing to try anything.
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Why do I suddenly feel the need to make frying pan armor schneiders?
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I think that the frying pan and weapons might show something about you. The frying pans could tell us that you are in need of some parental attention (namely your mother, unless your dad cooks but TV and stuff often can influence us too). The armour schneider might mean that you are willing to go into violence in order to get that kind of attention. I know what I just wrote might sound crazy, but it sorta makes sense. But the advice I'm giving you is:

When you next see your mum/dad, spend some time with them. They are never too busy to spend some time with their children. Talk to them, hug them, do whatever. It will make them feel appreciated and make you feel good.
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How do I kill cockroaches that won't die via nuclear bombs or being toaster'd?

Besides slamming my foot on them, of course.
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Ah, Rao, the killer lives in you. There's a flaw in your reasoning. Cockroaches might be able to survive the RADIATION of the nuclear explosion, but if placed above ground near the blast site, then I think several thousand degrees would be able to fry the little mite no problem. If you want to wipe them off the face of the planet, it's going to be difficult since there's no way to get them all. Therefore the only way is to develope a weapon capable to vapourising the entire planet and all of it's contents.

If you want to kill the ones in your home, the cockroach motel thing or spray cockroach killer stuff at them. The best way would be to keep your house clean and tidy and seal up any holes that might enable entry by the cockroaches.
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I would have done that had it been possible... unfortunately, my neighbors seem to attract the little buggers. Literally attract. They attract spiders, cockroaches, ants, flies and every possible conceivable pest that can exist in a household. My gawds.
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Then the best way is to put a seal under your door and all other parts of your room that is connected or is able to connect with your neighbours. I don't mean air tight but just enough to stop the creepy crawlies.
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Auntie Nabe, won't it be faster to kill the neighbours?
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Nabeshin III
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But my dear boy, Nimbus, that would be illegal and land Rao in prison or on a field with his head blown off.
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Is it illegal in germany too?
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Unfortunately, that is true. But if the apartment were to "mysteriously" go up in flame on Christmas night because of an "accidental" drop of cigarette in a large puddle of gasoline, it wouldn't connect me to the mur-, I mean, "tragic deaths" of the families, would it? Not when I have evidence I was out partying out all night, not trying to wash the gas off my hands.
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You're auntie Rao now?
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No. I'm not inclined to refer to myself, or let myself be referred with a female (pro)noun. My advice for most anything is, "kill the perpetrator".
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*is reminded of the old parody "Deck the Halls with Gasoline"*
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Deck the halls with ga-so-line

FALALALALA BURN THE NEIGHBOURS DOWN

Kill them all with fire and gas

FALALALALA BURN THE COCKROACHES
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How do I stop RGG from abusing me all the time? :(
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RaoGaiGar
Dec 1 2006, 08:43 AM
No. I'm not inclined to refer to myself, or let myself be referred with a female (pro)noun. My advice for most anything is, "kill the perpetrator".

that's pretty much what I'd do, too XD
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EvangelionZeta
Dec 2 2006, 01:27 AM
How do I stop RGG from abusing me all the time? :(

Stop failing so much at being a man or a woman? :(
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I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT! XDDDDDDDDD
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I've become predictable, haven't I? That makes RGG sad.
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EvangelionZeta
Dec 1 2006, 11:27 PM
How do I stop RGG from abusing me all the time? :(

Try and stay out of his way. Don't post in areas which he goes. Even if that fails, confront him, tell him that you're hurt in many different ways and discuss things out.
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Do you think that will work? This is Rao we're talking about. He's gonna chase her wherever she goes >_>
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